Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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SchoolI decided I liked girls in the traditional "phwoar" way at the age of 12. Unfortunately, being surrounded by nerdy, collective-minded idiots that held each other back mentally, I was alone in this, and thus my occasional attempts to engage in a conversation that was about the fairer sex (as opposed to the latest Sum 41 release) were met with responses along the lines of "OMFG PERVERT!!1".
They couldn't get their heads around the concept of seeing girls as anything other than icky. Sounds kind of retarded now I think about it.
Needless to say, when their balls dropped, I became no more popular- my reputation as a deviant was etched in concrete.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:11, Reply)
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