Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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No no, I didn't mean that kind of abuse...My step-daughters returned on Sunday from 2 weeks with their Dad. The youngest is 13 and has started to develop a bit of an attitude - we get on well, but her preferred response to a kind word or smile tends to be a scowl or a flounce, that kind of thing.
She also likes to punch me in the arm or leg as I walk past, or if she sits near me - this usually turns into gentle boxing, nothing too painful though. Sometimes I start it, just to get a quick punch in first.
So, on Sunday, with a couple of friends round, I was perched on the arm of the sofa and she jabbed me in the thigh with her fist - I punched her lightly in the arm and followed this up with a swift punch to the belly, and said "I've missed you while you were away".
"Did you?" she asked
"Yeah" I replied "I've had no-one to abuse"
Unbelievably, no-one in the room picked up on it, but I was mortified.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:56, Reply)
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