Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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"Wandering alone at night..."..in Great Yarmouth, as I sometimes did as a teen, I was once taken with the need to urinate and so headed off to a public toilet not far away on the seafront. As I entered I thought "They've taken away the urinals!" and used a cubicle instead. When I next visited them in daylight a couple of years later I saw in fact I had previously used the ladies...silly me, I should have realised by the absence of cottagers!
That is in actual fact the closest I have come to being a pervert.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:59, Reply)
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