Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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lift momentI just bought this for my nephew's birthday:
www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/3692604.htm
and a girl from HR said "ooh what have you got there? Well we can play with your bony head this afternoon!" There was a shocked silence when she realised what she had said. In my mind that makes her a sex offender, and I might report her for harassment.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:59,
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