Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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blockbuster boobfestMe and my brother in law standing second in the queue at blockbuster two days ago. I happened to notice that directly above the lady in front of us was a huge angled mirror. Ideal for looking down her gigantic cleavage. After a quick perv I let my bruv in law in on the action. As he was in mid gawp I alerted the amply norked woman to his disgraceful antics. She looked at him like a piece of shit and then she proceeded to rent scary movie 4. Needless to say, it was me and not her that had the last laugh, because that is one shit film.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 21:22, Reply)
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