Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Rape - its no laughing matter, sometimesI got accused of raping my ex-girlfriend by her mother, the police came around and everything.
Luckly they saw sense and charged the mother with wasting police time.
They moved shortley after that, havnt seen them since
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 23:58, Reply)
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