Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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RakkyYou are not alone on the wrong thoughts about Alex Pettyfer. At what point will this become ok? How old is he in real life?
I accidentally pulled a 15 year old in a club whilst extremely drunk. I was 26. The shame! Have mended my ways now and am keeping to a strict 25-years minimum (I'm now 27).
Length: probably wouldn't have been impressive at that tender age, I'm VERY glad I didn't hang around to find out!
(, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 15:44, Reply)
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