Americans eh!
Not all of them, but most.

How long did it take you to drive here from England?
Surrey is a mining town, right?
(To a zookeeper) Why don't the tigers eat hamburgers?
How far is England from the UK?

Her: The IRA are so clever, they smuggle their bombs over borders disguised as babies.
Me: *tumbleweed... red mist...* Well there's this guy Bin Laden...
( Micro Prawnvica, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 9:38, Reply)