lord of the rings
My housemate has always been a little bit slow on the uptake sometimes as is clearly displayed in this prime example....

Don't ask me how it came up, but some friends and i were talking about the lord of the rings films when my brother asked what was the name of the wizard in the two towers - to which my (ever so clever housemate replied as-quick-as-you-like)
"osama bin laden"

*sigh*

This was the same guy who stated that the bell ringing at a railway level crossing is to help the blind drivers know when to stop.

Oh yeah and when i was showing him a map of london he asked what that blue river running round it was.... That'll be the m25 then.

Please, kill me now.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:00, Reply)