A colleague of mine
Somewhat narrow of mind and a Daily Mail reader to boot came up with this gem during the whole David Blunkett fiasco. Upon mentioning that at least the Tories ministers had the decency to resign when they were caught banging someone elses missus and expressing the opinion that he should do the same, she replied with "He's no good for the job anyway, he's blind!"

Have the Daily Mail been campaigning against blind people recently, blaming them for the moral decay of our society?
(Freakish, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:57, Reply)