There’s a wonderful world out there
And it makes crazy sense to these people. Maybe they should all move to Loogabarooga (qwghlm – I think this is what it should be called from now on)

Anyway get me a ticket; I want to visit some old acquaintances…

Like the guy in my GCSE biology class who asked if farts smelt bad because they were clean air and we had got so accustomed to pollution that clean air smelt bad (No joke, especially as this guy is now practising as a doctor – 100% of fact I promise)

And the girl from Essex I met in Spain who wanted to know, “right, if this bottle of Bicardi is 40% right? Then which bit is that, right? Is it all 40%.” No love, the alcohol’s 100% and the rest is non-alcoholic.

And the girl on my postgraduate law course who late one afternoon pointed out the moon was especially bright that day until we pointed out she was looking at the sun.
(Scoobs, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 16:08, Reply)