..and now for my Mum's sister
My Mum's sister goes into the electrical store where she bought her first microwave with a worried look on her face. Turns out she had taken the protective scratch-proof film off the front door of the said household appliance.

She walks up to the guy behind the counter and says "Excuse me, I think I've radiated my family" and holds up the protective film.

Cue the guy behind the counter going off sharpish to find something in the back of the shop as he can't contain himself.
(declan_m, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 16:18, Reply)