Wall Street Johnnies...
Sat in a bar with a friend just off Wall Street luxuriating in the pleasant surroundings and 25 year old whiskey we were supping. Two be-suited yankees start slapping each other around, shouting quite incoherently. Being the peace-loving man that I am, I help break them apart and enquire as to the problem.

"He thinks London is the capital of England," quoth Johnnie #1.

"Bullshit," quoth the other, "it's a small country in Europe's Eastern-Bloc!"

These people control the wealth of nations...
(monkeyboys like monkeygirls, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 16:20, Reply)