I currently do temp work on the benefits agency switchboard and various people have claimed to be on:
incapability benefit
incaptivity benefit
incoming support

best of all many of them get confused when asked for their surname

Also when i worked in Jessops a PHOTOGRAPHY STUDENT complained that she had bought a sepia filter for the front of the camera and the pictures were still black and white!

She then tried to blame me...my boss laughed and pointed out that I already had the degree she was working on (I hope she failed)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 16:54, Reply)