Joisms
You've never met idiocy until you've met my friend Jo. here are a few of her blinders;

"I love food, it's the only thing I eat"

Upon phoning my landline in my house, "Have you left yet?"

and the very best

Her mobile phone went off in our local and one of the regulars enquired as to her ringtone "Is that the william tell overture?", "no" she replied "it's my phone"
(word_grubber, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 18:00, Reply)