Arson About
While in work today, I was making Spaghetti and toast while on my lunch. Due to the crap nature of the bread involved and the cheap ass toaster my workplace bought for the "kitchen" (it's basically a shoe boxed sized "Tea Room", I think it's an "anti skiving measure") the toast burned.

Then the lovely smell of bread transforming to carbon via excessive heating infiltrated the surrounding offices. Compouned by the fact that there are no windows in the kitchen and a cheap and nasty extraction fan the size of a fingernail (well, it might as well be).

Anyhow, numerous people had walked past and not batted an eyelid, knowing full well that yours truly has burned the toast. Some total dingus, inevitably, had to ask.

Person: Did you burn toast?

Me: (deadpans) No, I was merely sharpening my arson skills.

Cue people looking at me in disgust, and other office members "shoe gazing".

Syyeaeah!! right!!, Like I WAS GOING to burn the workplace down !!!

Pfffffffft! I am surrounded by twunts in my job....
(Panteneman Isn't entirely sure why he bothered on, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 19:58, Reply)