I hate my job
I think every shop has thier resident nutter customer. Our resident nutter likes to talk at you for hours, and this one time he thought he'd get philosophical.

Nut: "You know how the moon goes round the earth and like it creates tides"
Me: "yeah"
Nut: "And the sun goes round the Earth..."
Me: "whoa there the earth goes round sun matey"
Nut: "Really? oh well what does IT do?"
Me: "urm... not sure what you mean"
Nut: "why is it there?, the moon is there to create the tides, what is the sun there for?"
Me: last threads of sanity snaps
(theTerribleSecretofWoo, Sat 8 Jan 2005, 3:33, Reply)