My boss is also technically retarded...
My boss, who looks a bit like Madge Bishop and acts rather like Millie Tant, had created a spreadsheet with all our contact numbers on it. I thought this would be useful to have and would save time scapping over the one dog-eared phonebook. So I asked her if she would mind if I copied it..
She told me, very loudly, NO, saying that it was exactly this kind of "duplication of information" that would "clog up my screen". She was not referring to the number of shortcuts I had and she used the word "screen" to mean pc. Now, my PC arrived at the same time as me and has a 160gb hard drive. It didn't seem worth tryng to explain though, not on my trial period anyway. I am sure I may have ended up pouring cold coffee over her slapped arse of a face. I just went to the loo for a bit of silent screaming and punched the concrete wall a few times.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Sat 8 Jan 2005, 8:18, Reply)