on a bus
two old women, one of whom was wittering to the other about how nice it was living just by the bus stop, especially when it rains, as she can look out of the window and not leave until she sees the bus coming, thereby minimising the amount of time spent outside in the rain.

Her friend commented, "Oh yes, because it's so easy to get wet nowadays!"
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 8 Jan 2005, 14:24, Reply)