not actually overheard...
but the stupidiest thing ever said to me was Congratulations Mr M*******, we would like to offer you the job, and feel that you would be an asset to our company.

Suckers - ive been taking home nearly 30 k for the last 5 years for sitting on my arse, doing as little as possible and stealing anything thats not nailed down....
(Aleister Crowleys Badger Nothing to see here, Sat 8 Jan 2005, 17:52, Reply)