Yet more beautifully nieve Americans (sorry)
Few years ago when the foot and mouth crisis was going on, I was on a family holiday to Florida.
We were in Disney and ducked into a resturant for a burger. As we sat there chatting over lunch, the father of an American family next to us had overheard us talking
Him: Hi Guys, I hear your British
(we nod)
Him: Gee must be nice to eat some meat huh.
Us: Beg-pardon?
Him: Well I've heard about England at the moment, you're all in famine and have no meat, we've been expecting loads of British coming over here for a burger...
(Gert-Big-Robot-Gal, Sat 8 Jan 2005, 18:09, Reply)