Mancunian cousin
Well, she is from Crewe but anyway I digress.

She has decided to follw the career path of becoming a flight attendant. Her sister, thankfully, isn't as embarassing and is actually getting a good degree. I went to visit the clever one as I havent seen her for ages and it was only down the road in Sunderland.

Now the flight attendant cousin came to visit the same day. We all went to the pub having a nice catch up when she comes out with

"Have you seen that program on telly? they've gone to the moon again and gone to loads of other places near it too!"

I was stunned, after a long and arduous conversation, to discover that she had been watching that voyage to the planets thing on the BBC. I banged my head on the wall repeatedly, all the while with her asking what I was doing it for.
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Sat 8 Jan 2005, 23:52, Reply)