Mums, girls and brothers
Sister: If Buzz Lightyear didn't realise he was a toy, how come he didn't talk to the humans?
Mum: Well, he had that helmet on.


Brother (after returning from shopping trip): Mum, your change...
Mum (confused): I am change?

Made herself cry with laughter by imagining a horse powered dishwasher. Because the horse would be 'walking around in circles in their kitchen.'

Funny thing is, in any quiz she beats the shit out of anyone else.

Also, a girl I used to know was very surprised one day to learn that cheese was made from cow's milk. She thought it came from chickens. Nearly got into Cambridge. The mind boggles.

Dad: If you had infinite monkeys working on infinite typewriters, then they'd eventually write Shakespeare.
Brother: No, they'd run out of food.

And he did get into Cambridge.
(tomshave, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 20:24, Reply)