At an autopsy...
...as paramedic students we were required to attend an autopsy.
The deceased was about 25 and had died of a traffic crash related head injury. On hearing this and knowing that blown pupils are often present in head injuries, one of the students said "Oh, did the pupils dilate then?"
Another student replied "Idiot, they would have died at the same time as the rest of the body".

He was serious and lo and behold is now a manager - keeps him out of the way of patients I guess.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 6:34, Reply)