Pure IgnoranceWhat astonishingly stupid stuff have you overheard people saying? Tell us, and tell the world.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jan 2005, 22:51)
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Some japesTwo of my old colleagues were clearing out some old laboratory and came across a large bottle of mercury.
"That's quite valuable Alan," qouth Dennis a great practical joker, "I'd get that hall-marked if I were you."
"I'll go down the jewellers lunctime,"replies Alan, only realising that mercury is of course a liquid metal.
Alan was Professor of pharmacology....
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