Formally Blonde
I love my best friend more than naything in the world. But shes thick. i mean, really thick.

When i live din guernsey i told her they didnt speak english but a variety of french and guernsian. She believed me. Tl this say i can still jibber jabbe rin my made up language and she thinks its real. She also thought guernsey was 2 days ahead of us. she would fone me up on monday and ask how wednesday was.

When it was the queen mothers birthday we were in edinburgh, watching the parade on the TV. Watched it for an hour htn elaine sayss "Whos the queen mother" took us 4 years to explain to her and she still dosnt quiete get "how the queen....? has a mother.....?"

She dyed her hair brown last week so she "thought like a smart person"
(StrangeKristine, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 15:53, Reply)