Our mates girlfriend Karen
Although we do love karen to bits she is undeniably thick as pig shit!

1: Karen was fooled into believing that stevie wonder regained his site after having an eye tranplant from his pet tiger. She even said "i didn't know he was blind! When did that happen?"

2: We convinced her in the pub one night that the E.I.E.I.O was the farmers union and all the farmers were going on strike.

3: We convinced her that Smitherines was a place in Africa near Moroco. And that the term blown to smitherines came from the first world war. She told everyone at her work that smitherines was a real place and there was much giggling.

The worst part is she saves peoples lives. Now would you let this person fit you with a pacemaker???
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 15:56, Reply)