yet another one
I've got a few stories from working at McD's too.

Customer: Can I get a Whopper?
Me: We don't sell Whopper's here.

and...
Drive through customer: Can I get a Happy Meal?
Manager: What kind?
Customer: A Mighty Kid's Meal
Manager: Would you like a cheeseburger, hamburger, or nuggets?
Customer: Mighty Kids.
Manager: But would you like a cheeseburger, hamburger, or nuggets?
Customer: It's for a girl.

And my favorite one, from when I worked at Sea World...

Tourist: What time is the 11 o'clock show?
Me: You might want to check the show schedule at the front of the park.
(pk, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 18:16, Reply)