The Ultimate DB
(Note: DB stands for Dumb Bitch)
We were in history, and this idiotic but well intentioned girl Sarah was in our class.
The teacher was talking about the ancient Greeks with their short swords and all, jumping off the boats and stabbing their way through Persians or Trojans or whatnot, and Sarah, the poor girl asks:
"Wouldn't they be worried about getting AIDS from stabbing all those people with the same sword?"
Sarah, just because your mom and dad have AIDS from not cleaning the needle doesn't mean the ancient Greeks had to worry about it.

P.S. Both her and I are in the program for highly gifted students (or as I like to call them: stuck-up brainiacs) at our school. God save us all.
(Digitdean: Disappointing Fans Since 1989!, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 19:58, Reply)