More money than sense
A friend of mine works with computers, setting up & repairing networks & systems etc., never needed to advertise his business as it's mainly spread through word of mouth & business cards and he has some very rich clients.

One of his clients phoned him up saying he couldn't boot his computer, friend told the client to check there's no disc in the floppy drive, client adamently said there wasn't, friend then went out to see the client to fix the problem of the non-booting computer.
Friend got there, saw there was a disc in the floppy drive, ejected it and said "that'll be £25 please"...
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 10 Jan 2005, 20:21, Reply)