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What astonishingly stupid stuff have you overheard people saying? Tell us, and tell the world.

(, Thu 6 Jan 2005, 22:51)
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Re: “AusMark - 17 and a half caves. Excuse my ignorance, but I don’t get it. Sorry”:

The Check-pants wearing tourist asked "How many undiscovered caves are there?"
AusMark’s ex answers: "17 and a half"
Ignoramis replies "How can you have half a cave?"

Therefore the joke is that they have so far only noted 17 and half undiscovered caves – it will be 18 undiscovered caves when they get round to it.

(Mind you, it could be that for the tourist to ask how many “undiscovered caves” there are is a bit dim. If they are “undiscovered” how could anyone give a numerically exact answer?)
(, Tue 11 Jan 2005, 5:12, Reply)

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