My nuncle Phil
is the spit of Hyoo Jackman.

But that's another story. In the wake of Fred West hanging himself, there were a few jokes going round. Mu nunc fucked this one up wonderfully:

Just before Fred's being led down to prison, they tell him he can have one last request. So, he decides he fancies one last bitter in his local. So, away he goes, accompanied by two bobbies. In they walk, and the barman asks "alright Fred, what'll it be?"

"Well," he answers, "I could murder a couple of Tenants."

Boom Boom. Except not, cos in my nunc's version it's 'a couple of pints of Tenants'. In the end, we laughed far harder than if he'd got it right.
(unholysmoke, Tue 11 Jan 2005, 10:10, Reply)