Aussie bumsex..
Being an ex-pat Englisher living in Oz, I am often given impromptu “lessons” about Australian history whether I want them or not.
I think my favorite was a somewhat racist colleague telling me the sexual preferences of heterosexual Aborigines. He was absolutely convinced they *only* indulged in bumsex and that it had been this way for centuries.

He really hadn’t thought that one through.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Tue 11 Jan 2005, 12:00, Reply)