uni
This morning, in a tutorial, sitting round waiting for those punctual creatures called lecturers, this guy said "how much to do you have get to get 40% in the exam" this is just one day in the life of an undergrad's life.

Secondly my flat mate walked in and asked " whats the sitcom with those young ones in, Rik mail (SP) and Neil?

Thirdly, at work, in a bar always busy always understaffed the boss walked in and asks " are there any mugs behing the bar"
(Bored, Tue 11 Jan 2005, 13:10, Reply)