My brother met this bloke in oz.
Asking, where he was from, my brother replied Wales in the UK. The oz guy said that he had been to the UK, but not Wales, as he could not find it on the London underground map.
Plus my other brother convinced his mate for years that lettuce was well-boiled cabbage.
Also overheard a few 16 yr olds on a bus talking about tattoos. One said that he didnt want anything like a skull and cross-bones cos it would look shit when he was old and wrinkly. The other says, so what would u have? He replies, a Taz. Fucktard.
( DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 11 Jan 2005, 15:22, Reply)