At the cinema donkey's years ago...
...sitting watching Raiders of the Lost Ark, behind me were a mum and her daughter who talked loudly throughout the whole film.

At one point the girl went off to the loo, during which time Indy had found the Ark of The Covenant (audience goes "Ooooh!"). When the girl came back the following conversation happened;
Girl: "Mum, what's happened?"
Mum: "They've found the Ark of the Covenant, love."
Girl: "Oh..." pause... "What's that, then?"
Mum: "It's a bit like Noah's Ark."
Girl: "Oh..." pause... "Where are the animals?"
(bez_lightyear, Tue 11 Jan 2005, 19:50, Reply)