2 of em
Ok,
On the way to school one day i hear these two 12 yearolds having a rousing discusion of if GodZilla reproduces Asexually or Sexually. Each would passionatly state his own side of the argument and as they could not come to a choice they agreed: "I'll see if my GodZilla toy looks like yours" thus confirming if reproduced A sexually or sexually.... Dumb

My Other one:
Normandy Beaches on holiday, in a van tour. Sitting next to dumb Yank. I could stop now, but i wont. Anyway, we pass a old Manor about 200 meters from the beach and our guide says "This Manor was built in the 18 hundreds" It had a wall around it and was all very nice. Then our yank friend says not more then 2 minutes after this. "So the Germans built this to defend the beach?"
Yes a total dumbarse. She said more for example a 40year old + woman having to ask the guide what 'high tide' was.

God there is no hope.
(Mkoll, Wed 12 Jan 2005, 2:15, Reply)