Ages ago...
The neighbor kid came to my house to hang out with my brother. They were in the kitchen as my mom was preparing dinner, and the kid was looking over my mom's shoulder into the roasting pan, which contained a large cooked turkey. The conversation went like this:

Kid: What's that?
Mom: That's a turkey neck.
(the kid keeps staring into the pan)
Mom: Are you staying for dinner?
Kid: Nah, I'm just looking for the other neck.

How many necks did he think a turkey had?
(emgee, Wed 12 Jan 2005, 14:33, Reply)