I walked into a chemist's
and saw an exasperated pharmacist leaning on the counter talking to an old woman. I don't know what they'd been talking about but I arrived just in time to hear this gem -
Old woman: I thought of trying that anorexia.
Chemist: No love, that's not a diet - it's a serious illness.
Old Woman: Oh, I thought they just did it.
Chemist: No love, it's really serious.
Old Woman: Well I thought it were a bit much much, you know.

I just stood behind the old woman smiling at the chemist. He looked like he was having a long day.
(boukha, Wed 12 Jan 2005, 18:02, Reply)