me, this evening, no alcohol involved, honest!
We popped in to see my mates girlfriend at the local where she works, and whilst there the conversation turned to Ikea, Nic (mates g/f) said she couldn't stand Ikea, but that she prefered real wood, like the old oak chest she got from her Grandfather which she sanded up, varnished it and now uses it to store her CD's..and as she was saying how nice it looked I agreed,'Yes Nic, you've got a lovely chest'...

whoops.
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Wed 12 Jan 2005, 23:12, Reply)