Had this little gem last night at work.
Okay, so I work in a video store. I'm a customer service rep; meaning I spend half my time on till and the other half trying to talk sense into dumbasses who can't grasp the various concepts that make up a video store.

Last night, I was working the closing shift, and around 9 pm a woman came in with her father and wanted to set up an account. Fine, no problem. When that was done and she'd rented her movies, she asked me when they were due back. I told her "They'll be due back on friday by 11 PM."

Her response?

"At night?"

For the record, she was blond.
(megomobile, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 20:21, Reply)