A guy I know...
...pissed off at the local council, went down to the offices to see if he could talk to someone fairly senior.

Explaining this to us later, he proceeded to regale us with an account of how he:

"...went up to the reception and demanded to talk to the head poncho".

Laugh? I nearly bought one!

Neither of us wanted to point out his mistake, so we elected simply to give in to great bursts of silent, body-shaking laughter, as he stood looking blank and confused, crying "what?"
(underachiever, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 1:25, Reply)