Does anybody have the timetables for our beatings?
I want to be wearing my good knickers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:55, 1 reply)

You'd only ruin them by getting all fizzy the instant Jahled appeared.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:35, closed)

imma get the gush when he duffs me up

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:39, closed)

Me too.

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 0:54, closed)

Actually, I might just tap him up for a couple of quid.
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( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:31, closed)

Careful, I bet diamonds make very effective knuckle-dusters.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:54, closed)

Christ.
Three years of whimpering and moaning. These cunts suffer from the most tedious form of masochism known to psychiatry.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:45, closed)