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What wholesome advice have you ignored, to your own downfall?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:01)
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I ate yellow snow.
It was lemon flavoured. A bit too sour for my liking.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)
"Don't get a dog", they said.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:35, 5 replies)
Never kick a concrete wall
If someone had given him that advice the thick bugger would have ignored anyway. Apparently he lost his foot.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 7:22, 5 replies)
Here's something to remember when you're older.
Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:56, 7 replies)
When QotW descends into series of increasingly awful word plays,
you may as well close it down. That's my advice.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 23:46, 5 replies)
"You should keep away from me, this won't work out..."
It didn't :'(
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 23:40, Reply)
B3ta - You'll Never Leave

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:25, Reply)
a voice once whispered - dont go out there
I pondered this for a while but decided to leave and immediately regretted it.
Clearly there was no going back from there, I had left the womb forever and this is the tale of how I was born.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:50, 1 reply)
Never pass a wounded Jap
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:40, 1 reply)
She's a liar and she's going to break your heart.
True and true.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:14, 2 replies)
- Never moon a werewolf
- Never play leap-frog with a unicorn
- Never eat anything bigger than your head
- Never pet a burning cat
- Never shit where you eat
- Never order anything in "the chef's own sauce"

Blimey, that was some weekend...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:09, 2 replies)
I once knew a prostitute
But she wasn't very successful. She was useless at the money side of things; she couldn't work out the total correctly - she'd always forget some of the more extreme services.

But I didn't mind. I ignored her Ho sum add vice.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I used my mobile phone whilst on an aeroplane
and the fucking thing crashed. I had to turn it off and on again to get it working but I lost the text message that I was halfway through typing :(
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:40, 4 replies)
As a teenager, I was made to see a Freudian analyst
Whilst sleeping, I used to fuck my pillows so vigorously that the seams would split and the stuffing would come out in a feathery, gloopy mess. I was too embarrassed to talk to my parents about it; I hoped I'd grow out of it before they noticed but my parents decided I needed psychotherapy.

Apparently, this was my hole shame Id vice that I ignored but it led to my down fail.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48, 3 replies)

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