Been there, done that
went to the same t-shirt store.

This girl was already (not-super) model material, daddy was a multi-millionaire and mummy was hot-to-trot (saw her recently and for a 60 odd yo., kinda wish I'd gone there.)

She was so vain that she had her jaw broken and endured months on pain (eased by lots of oxy no less) & discomfort to correct a *very slight overbite*. As in if you didn't look inside her jaw you'd never notice (aside from the eurasian good looks anyway...)

She used to set her "Homer Simpson Makeup Shotgun" to 'whore' just to go up to the corner shop on a Sunday morning to get some breakky & the paper. EDITED.

Vanity thy name is Tanya.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 6:07, 1 reply)

Did you meet her on OKcupid?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 7:53, closed)

Oh, well done you.
Now just put on your cthulu knickers & beg WW for a bit of fun!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 8:17, closed)