Congratulations, you're the millionth person to tell the OKcupid joke on qotw
As your prize, you get to think up a new joke, which will then be used for the next million posts
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:13, 3 replies)

How about one where he's
having a wank, and his mum brings him a cup of tea?
(username failed moderation, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:24, closed)

That would be, like, totally shed.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:30, closed)

my new joke is about leaving my Transformers out
And hilarious grumble involving ropy birds in Yoda masks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:00, closed)

I did fear that thinking might not be your strong suit
For future reference, posting copypasta from Monty isn't thinking up a new joke
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:09, closed)

I don't why we're taking the piss out of someone for having a 'women' fetish when we could be mocking them for an '80's toys' fetish.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:47, closed)

I got put off my 'sexy nurse' fetish :(


_{you ruiner}
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:01, closed)

WOULD.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:13, closed)

Fucking hell, that's sick.

You're a Quo fan?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:19, closed)

I clicked "I like this!"

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:20, closed)

me too.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:21, closed)

See
we do have things in common after all!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:23, closed)

unfortunately, yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:26, closed)

Wheeeeeeeee!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:27, closed)