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(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 4:12, 1 reply)

Oh, I see.
I was like *bosh*, and the cunt just fucking hit the deck, so I was like yeah, you're not so fucking big now are you? What are you 6 foot 8 or something, well you wont be fucking leaving your fucking trolley in front of the jam and peanut butter next time, will you?
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