Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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not quite minty freshduring one of our familys more troubled times we had my nan, grandad, aunt and 2 cousins living with my mum and I in our 3 bed house.
one day whilst in the living room my grandad turned to my mum and said "i dont think much of that new toothpaste you bought. it tasted horrible". this confused my mum as she always bought the same type of colgate. then my cousin pipes up "yeah that toothpaste tastes funny", it wasnt until later that day when my mum went into the bathroom to find a tube of nit cream with a big squeeze mark in the middle and the cap off sitting on the sink that she put two and two together and got lovely nit-free teeth.
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HatBeard, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:31,
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