Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Remember those quiz things they gave you in school,that said: "read all questions before answering any of them", then went on with a convoluted list of instructions like 'draw five small squares in the corner of this paper' and 'get up on the table and make chicken noises'? Yass?
The riiiight at the bottom it said: "Now that you have finished reading all the questions, go back and complete the first one [what is your name?] only." You know what I mean, yass?
Guess who ignored the first instruction.
Argh.
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Bob Todd whee, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:34,
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