Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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"That thing's really fucking shaking!"If I had read the instructions when unpacking and installing my brand-spanking-new washing machine, I would have known to remove the packing bolts that hold the drum still in transit and it wouldn't have shaken itself to death the first time it was used. Then they told me I'd invalidated my warranty too.
I personally blame the workshy delivery cunt who was meant to install it but claimed that was the tap on my hot pipe was blue, it wasn't up to spec and therefore he couldn't do the install. Like it wasn't perfectly fucking obvious which pipe was HOT.
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wangmaster2000, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:14,
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